Let's see those bottoms

I was alone the other night so I peeled it on back and set a pint glass over my nuts and pipe. Within seconds this created a vacuum. I looked down on it through the goggly glass bottom, watching the swelling. A pint of cock was all mine after twenty or so minutes. A pint I could never, sadly, drink.

electric retard

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if all else fails... we can always fall back on this.