the real comedy boys

bradshaw with hair, hoskings in his bleached phase, i'm obviously the genius behind it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RHccxTGhvg

Comedy Boys Beware!

Think twice when posting otherwise we'll all end up with prison bars up our chuffs:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7649231.stm

The picture.

Last night I was at a rather pleasant Thai restaurant in Guildford to celebrate a colleague and good friend's 30th birthday.

As we were sitting with a few drinks, awaiting our table, a young and attractive couple asked me if I could take their picture for them. As they explained the most basic functions of a camera; press this button here, our table was announced and my party were on their way. I was left with a sudden impulse to just zoom in on the lady's cleavage, take a picture and hand the camera back to them saying 'there yer go' before scuttling off to my meal.

Sadly I didn't. I was sober.

Let's see those bottoms

I was alone the other night so I peeled it on back and set a pint glass over my nuts and pipe. Within seconds this created a vacuum. I looked down on it through the goggly glass bottom, watching the swelling. A pint of cock was all mine after twenty or so minutes. A pint I could never, sadly, drink.

electric retard

http://www.electricretard.com/0001.html

if all else fails... we can always fall back on this.