Tuesday, 6 January 2009

Ain't no

comedy for these boys no more.
Let's face the truth that none of it is worth it any more. I suggest that we convene up the top of the Chilterns with an effigy of Duffy Chalmers and burn him from the ringpiece through. We'll then dance on our smiling faces and shovel cocaine up our noses until blood draws from our gums and fat fluttery birds flap out from our eyes with kev's niece fluting a tune drawing tears from the inanimate Duffy.

1 comment:

Hippisley said...

I don't believe this for a minute. Great comedy never dies, instead it should prove itself to be adaptable to the current social climate. This is why you won't be seeing any re-runs of "curry and chips" in a hurry, but we all still love a bit of "Carry on" dont we!, tits 'n nobs have always been in fashion.

So in this harsh economic climate, I think that people need someone like Duffy more than ever. We'll all be looking at the stars for inspiration soon 'cos we certainly won't have a fucking roof over our heads!

Also, Bradshaws gear is weird. It makes us go all wrong. I had to walk home with beer up me japseye!